Lady Sauvignon Blanc
She came to my house on Friday Eager to impress I took her to Hilton She ordered a glass of Sauvignon Blanc Upon reaching the house she ordered lamb chops on ubereats I ran around like a madman A true son of the soil On my best behaviour Just to make her feel at home After her favorite soap opera We went to sleep ''It is that time of the month'',she said My hopes were dashed Crashed I felt like throwing her out But the gentleman in me wouldn't allow Now as I sit,an open letter I script Daughter of Eve I am no Jesus Christ Neither am I a philanthropist Relationship is about give and take I can't turn water into wine That is my blood,sweat and tears You are parasiting upon That only awakens the demons in me When I feel you are taking advantage of me.