Lady Sauvignon Blanc

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 She came to my house on Friday

Eager to impress I took her to Hilton

She ordered a glass of Sauvignon Blanc

Upon reaching the house she ordered lamb chops on ubereats

I ran around like a madman

A true son of the soil

On my best behaviour

Just to make her feel at home

After her favorite soap opera

We went to sleep

''It is that time of the month'',she said

My hopes were dashed 

Crashed I felt like throwing her out

But the gentleman in me wouldn't allow

Now as I sit,an open letter I script

Daughter of Eve

I am no Jesus Christ

Neither am I a philanthropist

Relationship is about give and take

I can't turn water into wine

That is my blood,sweat and tears

You are parasiting upon

That only awakens the demons in me

When I feel you are taking advantage of me.

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